Seriously. Is $2,000 too much to ask for the perfect boot??? The things I'd be willing to do for these shoes. OH MAN. (Alexander McQueen, the man, to be specific) These are literally the PERFECT shoe. Better than a man, any day. Unless that man is very wealthy and can buy me these shoes, because I certainly could never afford them.
10 Reasons Why Shoes Are Better Than Men
- They come in pairs
- We pick their size
- They prefer to be fixed
- They always compliment us
- They wait right where we left them
- They’re returnable
- They don’t mind being cleaned up
- They like it when we “step on them”
- They always know how to make us feel better
- They don’t get jealous if we’ve had multiple shoe experiences
*** excerpt from the book Never Trust a Man in Alligator Loafer by Donna Sozio
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Wow, $2000? I can buy a dozen pairs of shoes with that much. Is is really worth it?
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