Eventually, I will get old. Here are some things I would like to do before then. (Bold means it has been accomplished to some degree).
1. Sneak into a "double feature" movie - and only pay for one!
2. Have sex in a church.
3. Stand up in a wedding.
4. Win an eating contest.
5. Visit Ireland.
6. Swim with sharks in South Africa.
7. Tour the pyramids.
8. Skydive.
9. Bungee jump.
10. Own a house.
11. Do stand-up comedy.
12. Be on a radio or TV show about something other than work.
13. Go to Rome/the Vatican. And sneak into the Vatican Archives and not get killed.
14. Write a children's book.
15. See an SNL taping.
16. Get certified in ASL translation.
17. Have a job I love.
18. See the Northern Lights.
19. See Stonehenge.
20. Have a non-life-threatening parasite and poop it out.
21. Go on an archaeological dig and find something awesome.
22. Take a class and actually understand how to fix my own car.
23. Take a cooking class!
24. Crash a wedding dressed as a superhero
