Who the hell are you?

I'm Paula Rubinowitz, a sassy cougar from Staten Island. I drink. I blog. My friends are better than yours.

My true identity is Paula with glasses, a Clare Kent of sorts. And a midwestern accent. And a much less exciting life. Works in non-profits and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Has a special place in her heart for sharks and Shark Week. Wants olives in her beer, thank you very much. Loves to cook, kind of sucks at it. Loves to laugh and sing during karaoke.