The perfect tattoo

So it's not like I want a(nother) tattoo.  However, tonight, the WI BFF and I had a conversation that went something like this:

Top Chef in the background... "You love pork so much, you even have a tattoo of a pig!"

Me:  I want to get a tattoo of bacon sizzling.  Like right here... (points to inner thigh)
WIBFF: No you don't.  I wouldn't let you.
Me:  Yeah, I do!  And then I go on a rant about having sex and having the bacon sizzle on my legs, and from there it got weird.

So nonetheless, I'm going to get a tattoo of bacon on one of three places.  Either my inner thigh, the back of my thighs, or the bottom of my feet.  Either way, that shit be sizzlin!  And I will do this just to spite her.